American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?
by Mimono Ooo November 29, 2010
Get the Black Fridaymug. The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
Get the Black Fridaymug. White man: DAMNIT its black friday. Damn these black people.
Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price!
Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price!
by Jamamamamama November 25, 2011
Get the Black Fridaymug. Day when American Christmas shoppers wait outside Wal-mart for days, just to get the best price.
Sometimes leads to the trampling/stomping of Wal-mart employees
Sometimes leads to the trampling/stomping of Wal-mart employees
Jim: I can't wait to go shopping! I'm gonna get all my stuff on Black Friday!
Tim: Why would you wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping?
Jim: ...Shut it...
Tim: Why would you wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping?
Jim: ...Shut it...
by Mr. Annonymous12 December 16, 2008
Get the Black Fridaymug.