Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.

Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!

by tractordealer August 4, 2014

Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

Black Friday

everyday of the year if you're smart enough

God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?

by Mimono Ooo November 29, 2010

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".

Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.

by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016

Black Friday

When all the black people go out to buy stuff at a cheaper price.

White man: DAMNIT its black friday. Damn these black people.
Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price!

by Jamamamamama November 25, 2011

Black Friday

Day when American Christmas shoppers wait outside Wal-mart for days, just to get the best price.

Sometimes leads to the trampling/stomping of Wal-mart employees

Jim: I can't wait to go shopping! I'm gonna get all my stuff on Black Friday!

Tim: Why would you wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping?

Jim: ...Shut it...

by Mr. Annonymous12 December 16, 2008