Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.

American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday

by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016

Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016

Black Friday

everyday of the year if you're smart enough

God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?

by Mimono Ooo November 29, 2010

Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".

Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.

by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Black Friday

When all the black people go out to buy stuff at a cheaper price.

White man: DAMNIT its black friday. Damn these black people.
Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price!

by Jamamamamama November 25, 2011

Black Friday

Day when American Christmas shoppers wait outside Wal-mart for days, just to get the best price.

Sometimes leads to the trampling/stomping of Wal-mart employees

Jim: I can't wait to go shopping! I'm gonna get all my stuff on Black Friday!

Tim: Why would you wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping?

Jim: ...Shut it...

by Mr. Annonymous12 December 16, 2008