Black Friday 

A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores

The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers

Black Friday by Fritos4Free December 30, 2008

Black Friday 

The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.

Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.

Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."

Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."

:)

Black Friday by JustAskTheChaseMan November 24, 2010

black friday 

the day following thanksgiving where americans go out and buy extra shit they don't need that ends up in the dump, oceans and kills the turtles.

ironically, it is also held on the same day as 'buy nothing day' (much better if you ask me) Buy nothing day raises awareness of the negative environmental, social, and political consequences of overconsumption.

"bruh karen went to like 16 stores yesterday and brought home three coffee makers, a tv, two suitcases and a 42 pack of spatulas"

"my mom got trampled in costco on black friday and she still came home with a broken tv that was 95% off"

black friday by primeverdeen November 29, 2020

black friday 

The busiest shopping day of the year, the day after Thanksgiving, so named because of the large influx of African Americans shopping for bargains at Wal-mart and Target on that particular day.

Target is having an incredible linens and white sale on black friday.

black friday by Super KMart December 28, 2005

black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving otherwise known as Black Friday; when everyone is trying to save a dollar on some Christmas presents. They think they are saving money but definately not that much, enough to make everybody name the day (black friday implying the most of the race)

Black Ladie 1-"I'm bout to go out da house at bout 6:00 Toys R' Us got dat gameboy for 15.00 but Target got it fo 12.00"
Black Ladie 2-"Dam Dats what I call a m'f-n deal! So dats why they call it Black Friday!"

black friday by CherylEs December 28, 2005

Black Friday 

The day designated for partyin, partyin (yeah) and having fun, fun, fun, fun. Usually started at 7am with cereal and an internal melodic monologue weighing the benefits of front and back seat riding. Car rides with other make-up wearing, mole covering adolescent friends regularly occur. Black Friday also signifies tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes after...wards. Gotta get down on Friday. The name originates from the accomplished singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.

Bartholomew: What are your plans this weekend, pal?
Tad: I think I'm going to start with a Black Friday.
Bartholomew: Gotta get down on Black Friday.

Black Friday by ofacebagels April 6, 2011

Black Friday 

One Friday during the month wear all black people in the community are worshiped for there beautiful chocolate skin

It's black Friday... FREE K.F.C

Black Friday by Matina Bristow November 27, 2013