biscuitneck

A person whose neck is crumbly, flaky, and could use a hefty helping of butter to fight the deterioration. The word is best used in a neutral tone while letting the alleged biscuitnecks decide for themselves how much it offends them.

Person 1: *insert attempt at a generic troll*
Person 2: "Wow, thanks for taking the time from treating your biscuitneck to be here today"

by Shoe_Collector May 30, 2017

Bang Biscuit

Phrase coined by Dan and the Danettes from the Dan Patrick Show.

Commonly used as an exclamatory word.

Dan: (Shoots and makes a 3 pointer) Bang Biscuit!

by ap28vkngs November 13, 2011

limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

by beast May 21, 2003

chill your biscuits

chill out, take it easy, calm down, take a chill pill, relax, don't be all hype

"Hey, I'm really really freaking out over this Hurricane."

"Chill your biscuits man, how much damage can a storm named Katrina do, i mean really?"

"Good point, i wont worry about it."

by frisbee13jc September 6, 2009

shit biscuit

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

Wet Biscuit

When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.

When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.

by BDD12 March 29, 2015

bank biscuit

A very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.

"I opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so I can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit".

by sluggo699 February 16, 2009