biscuitneck

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A person whose neck is crumbly, flaky, and could use a hefty helping of butter to fight the deterioration. The word is best used in a neutral tone while letting the alleged biscuitnecks decide for themselves how much it offends them.

Person 1: *insert attempt at a generic troll*
Person 2: "Wow, thanks for taking the time from treating your biscuitneck to be here today"

biscuitneck by Shoe_Collector May 30, 2017

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biscuitfuck

An utterly stupid idiot.

It will be open when the biscuitfucks in the Capital wake up and smell the flowers!

This would work, but the biscuitfuck developers can't figure out how to make this word!

biscuitfuck by nastycat101 April 16, 2020

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biscuit neck

someone with a big ass neck

dat niggas got a biscuit neck

biscuit neck by Q-Money March 26, 2009

Biscuit Neck

Another word for an African American. Generally used when speaking about the skin flap on the back of one's neck, which resembles bread rising with a touch of yeast.

Guy 1: "Did you read the news? Another biscuit neck got shot by a cop."

Guy 2: "Oh dang. looks like he's toast now."

*Highfives*

Biscuit Neck by Workplace Success March 1, 2016

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Biscuit Neck

A derogatory term for a person who dislikes cats.

Aunt Susie says she doesnt like my pet cat Charlie. The holidays are ruined because she's a dirty Biscuit Neck.

Biscuit Neck by Bum8291 December 14, 2025

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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