American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018

Donald Biden

A version of Donald Trump in an alternative universe. He is a democrat and likes plastic straws. He also thinks covid-19 is real. Unlike real Donald trump.

"Make America communist again" - Donald Biden hater

by Rich Rapper Man From China February 3, 2021

The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021

Urine Bidet

When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.

My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.

by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010

bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005

Dirty biden

The act of raping a little girl while sniffing and groping her just to forget it happened and do it all over again

Someone told me I did a dirty Biden but I don’t remember

by Big bad n word poopy man October 3, 2020

st bedes

A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622

She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?

by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs April 19, 2018