bendy

Attractive girls that do yoga. (Most guys fantasy g/f).

Did you check out those bendy girls coming out of the yoga class...

by bendy girl August 26, 2006

bent over

to assertively (and hopefully consensually and pleasantly) be leaned over an object at the waist such as to allow vaginal penetration from behind

She was smiling all day at the office today 'cause her boyfriend told her on the phone she was going to get bent over the couch when he got home.

by LewisT August 22, 2005

benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.

When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.

by xzybit September 15, 2006

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005

Bentality

The thought process of knowing that not doing something would be a mistake. You would be stupid not to do it.

Thanks to my bentality, I used that money I found to buy several pounds of dry ice.

If not for my bentality, I may not have paid that hobo $2 to try to catch the rabid raccoon.

by Batt Zibberban October 20, 2010

bennyballs

A painful condition that occurs when your saggy scrotum rubs on the rear tire of your mountain bike.

After riding in Sedona, with loose fitting shorts, I was afflicted with a bad case of bennyballs and had to tape them up into my grundle.

by sackoyams September 17, 2013

Benny Blanco’d

That moment you meet your end at the hand of someone you unscrupulously or arrogantly hurt or wronged. Sometimes the punishment doesn’t fit the crime but other times it is a well deserved death. Benny Blanco from the Bronx was the character in the movie Carlito’s Way that killed Carlito at the end for giving him a beat down but not killing him. He never saw it coming!

Yo you fucked that dude up bad for no real reason, you better hope that shit don’t come back around and get Benny Blanco’d by a muthafucka.

Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.

by Alex Kills from Miami May 9, 2020