Benjamin Patrick Bohm

its me, lol

"hey you know benjamin patrick bohm"
"nah lol"

by Benjamin Patrick Bohm May 25, 2022

Benjamin Diaz

A Major! Gaybo that will take it in the rear for just 5c. Want a Blowjob Bens got you, Need an orgasm Bens here. He's willing to plunder in your land down under

Benjamin Diaz will Guzzle your Dick!

by The Wardenn August 30, 2022

upper Benjamin

Scoring or aiming to score a goal in the top corner of a goal.

He aimed for the upper Benjamin

by UDUSER18845 September 17, 2016

Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.

Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

by Kiiwi February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.

Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect

by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009

Benjamitus

The phenomena of unexplained disappearance of one person from a regular group of friends, or disinterest in hanging out, characterized by school letting out for the summer. This includes, but is not limited to, not answering their phone, not calling, ignoring, in some cases traveling to other parts of the world, and just not chillin.

Also known as "Ben Syndrome", "Houdini-ing", "Crankin Dat Ben" and the "Benjamin Virus".

Matt: "Yo where the fuck's Ben been at?"

Luis: "Bro, school let out last week, he's got Benjamitus."

Matt: "Oh, he's crankin dat Ben?"

Luis: "Yeah but we'll see him when our Junior year starts."

Matt: "True, tra-true."

by Balla McKilla June 21, 2008

Benjamin

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's quiet but when you get close he'll talk to you everyday. He doesn't judge or discriminate but can get into trouble sometimes. Usually dirty blonde with blue/grey eyes. If you become someone special to him, he will secretly touch your hands on the corridor or sit next to you and rub your arm. He will love you for you

That guy is sweet and cute, he must be a benjamin

by Morgemthorpe March 20, 2019