belt fed 

Service members who are so dependent on the structure of the military that they are incapable or unwilling to make decisions based on common sense or logic.

Because of Sergeant Smith's belt fed mentality, we stayed up all night raking sand and painting rocks for the General's visit.

belt fed by CAPT XO March 11, 2008

belt whisperer 

Another word for: slut, whore, hoe-bag, hoe, trash, prostitute, etc.

Kristian: "OMG! Did you see that girl in the stripper heels?!"
Sam & Stacey: "Hell yes I did! She looks like a total belt whisperer!"

belt whisperer by SamBamBastet December 2, 2009

belt to belt 

A tear or rip in the crotch area of a pair of trousers of which is so severe, is starts from the belt and ends at the belt.

(Chloe leans over to pick up her broken flower pot)

Rrrrriiiiiipppp!!!!!

Oh no! Belt to belt!!

(She holds her crotch in shame)

belt to belt by Sophizzle June 7, 2005

belt paw 

Refers to the seat belt riding between a woman's cleavage accentuating just how large the midgets are that said woman is hiding.

similar to camel toe

2 guys riding in a truck looking down at a hot woman in the car next to them.

"Hey Jay, check out the belt paw." (Jay) "Man she has some big ol' titties, I wish I was that seat belt right now!"

Riding in any type of elevated vehicle gives the best perspective when attempting to view belt paw. (4x4 truck, van, work truck, fire engine, UPS truck, semi, bus)

belt paw by m chen April 16, 2008

belt it 

Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.

"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."

belt it by Arthur Fingerbanger January 6, 2014

belt fed wombat 

A woman whose vigorous gyrations during the horizontal mambo can be likened to the reloading action of the water-cooled, belt-fed 'L6 Wombat Anti Tank Rifle'.

"Christ almighty," Barked Maltravers. "My old chap is the colour of an Icelandic sunset after tussling with that native gel!"

"Keen on the rumpo, was she?" inquired Wilberforce looking up from his copy of 'the felchers gazette'.

"Keen?!!" spluttered Maltravers. "She went at it like a belt fed wombat!!!"

belt fed wombat by Dutts March 1, 2005

Belt Theory 

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

Belt Theory by NikiLicky September 10, 2009