.Beets!

some piss colored yellow name guy

.Beets! is a retard

by hunkymunky69 August 19, 2018

beet red diva

A gay man who takes viagra so his face turns red.

Steven took some viagra before going to the bathhouse, and he duck walked in like a beet red diva.

by Queen Trish paytas May 3, 2023

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

Cheesy Beet

Steven Fernandez

Steven is a cheesy beet

by Hyumanera July 23, 2021

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

beet juice

Something to jack off with

Want to borrow my Beet juice when we have our circle jerk?

by Cyndarelli February 22, 2018

Re-Beet

When you get a can of beets in a food pantry box and immediately donate it back to a different food pantry.

Bob took the good stuff and decided then and there to Re-Beet the rest.

by Tuberacer July 17, 2025