Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

Beet

Sore feet.

Resting my beet when i'm beat is a real treat.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

beet

sexy tall ripped af man

beet as a hooman is sexy af

by k kiwi February 16, 2021

beet red diva

A gay man who takes viagra so his face turns red.

Steven took some viagra before going to the bathhouse, and he duck walked in like a beet red diva.

by Queen Trish paytas May 3, 2023

Beet

My friend

Oh yeah I’m friends with beet

by Hdownwnofosjnqkwkfndkkkqnnqjw April 22, 2021

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017