Tobias Beecher

1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.

Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.

Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.

2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone

yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher

by Cian July 27, 2007

beechered

Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.

As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.

by Mike3313 November 21, 2007

beefheart

Part of musician and painter Don Van Vliet's stage name. From the title of a script written by Von Vliet and Frank Zappa in the mid-sixties: "Captain Beefheart versus The Grunt People". Where they got it before that can be found by careful research, but the point is it was a good-sounding name. Van Vliet said on the David Letterman show, when questioned about the name, that he had "a beef in my heart against this society".

Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" is a legendary record, but you can try "Clear Spot" or "Safe as Milk" first if you want.

by lcdn January 5, 2009

Beechuk

A person that knows nothing about the sport of hockey.

Someone who disses hockey, and is unknowledgeable about the rules and gameplay.

A hockey hater.

Jeff thought Wayne Gretzky was a baseball player, what a Beechuk!

That Beechuk watches Icarly instead of The Stanley Cup finals.

Dude, that was purely offsides, don't be such a Beechuk!

by Cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008