Beechuk

A person that knows nothing about the sport of hockey.

Someone who disses hockey, and is unknowledgeable about the rules and gameplay.

A hockey hater.
Jeff thought Wayne Gretzky was a baseball player, what a Beechuk!

That Beechuk watches Icarly instead of The Stanley Cup finals.

Dude, that was purely offsides, don't be such a Beechuk!
by Cheeks1128yahoo February 06, 2010
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strokemeister

A man who masturbates more than anyone else.

A normal male who plays with himself so much, he has it down to a science.

A master of beating off.
Dude, once a week is enough for me, but Andy? Whoa...he's the strokemeister.

That strokemeister does it 3 times a day whether he needs to or not.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 06, 2010
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hoherz

Men who wear size 42 pants.

Someone that loves food, and has a 42 inch waist to show for it.

One waist size above a 40.
Rick ate 2 cheeseburgers, a pizza, and a milkshake. No wonder he's a Hoherz.

If that dude don't watch what he eats, he's going to go from a size 38 to a Hoherz in no time.

I ate so much, I'm going to have to move up to a hoherz.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 06, 2010
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foldskis

Pronounced (fold-skeez)

Another way to say "fold" during poker.

Slang for "fold" used by dudes who always add a "ski" at the end of words.
Dennis: I raise
Jeff: foldskis

Chip re-raised the pot, so I have to foldskis.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 10, 2010
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salby!

Another word for sorry.

The word used when you want to rub a victory in someone's face.

A stronger version of the word "sorry" used after burning someone or getting a victory.

A bastardized version of sorry.
Hey Jim, I heard that girl you met never called you...Salby!!!!!!

Greg beat Dennis at Sega Genesis Madden football and said salby!

Hey Jim, I heard she likes jello poopy pops....Salby!
by cheeks1128yahoo February 15, 2010
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gas cap

Cupping your bare hand over your bare ass and farting, then proceeding to have someone else smell your hand.
Jim gave Rick the ole' gas cap when he was least expecting it.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 06, 2010
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The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.
After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 06, 2010
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