bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head

I gave him a bean burst

by The bean burster February 25, 2018

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.

Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn

by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Smol bean

A person who is very cute, little, friendly, or shy and they need to be protected with love also lots of care

"Keep smol bean safe!! Don't let anyone hurt her"

by cutegayspace December 8, 2016

Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

by Y___u October 21, 2019

tol bean

A tall cute person

oMG LEWK HEMMINGS IS SUCH A TOL BEAN!1!1!!!1!121!!

I CANT EVEN RN AHSLADJ

by 5sosfanlols September 2, 2016

Senzu bean

slang for Adderal, Vyvanse, or other ADD meds used to quickly restore ones energy. Frequently used to pull all-nighters, or to recover from a night of legendary shenanigans.

We were out until 5 AM last night then remembered about our math exam in 4 hours so we all popped some Senzu beans and were ready to go

by The Silver Spur January 16, 2012