Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.

Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."

by Sabine91 June 14, 2008

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010

beamah

Sick, Nasty, Narley, dope, bomb, legit, fly, tight, hot, dank, dirty

The word "sick" in refrence to something "good" is extremly over used, so i decieded to completly take it out of my vocab. In order to fill the void of the word "sick" or another immature word from above I created the word "beamah."

That party last night was beamah. We all got girls and cocaine.

by DeeringCenter January 21, 2010

Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.

WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.

by EagleH8r November 13, 2011

anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

by alrazor November 5, 2009

Gator Beam

A surprisingly tasty drink, made with Gatorade and Jim Beam. The Gatorade does an excellent job of masking the flavor of the alcohol, allowing the drink to be very strong and easily getting the drinker shit-wrecked.

After I tried Gator Beam for the first time, I realized i had found my new favorite drink to get shit-wrecked on!

by Jim's Best Friend January 18, 2011