batooshka

A word used to mean butt, usually a fuzzy butt of an animal.

Aww, that cat has such a cute batooshka!

by andpeggyyyy September 24, 2017

Track Baton

a really big dick that is between 9-12 inches.

Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days

by ItsIssaBitch June 12, 2018

chappie baton

Dog shit.

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.

by Poopwords August 19, 2018

Ohio Baton Twirler

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

Beef Baton

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.

Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!

by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006