basting the turkey

Slang for masturbating

Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.

by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011

Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Sven Basting

When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.

I felt as though I was at the gates of Valhalla when Gregor was Sven basting me.

by SAMGW84 November 8, 2022

basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018

tail basting

Practice of ejaculating in partners ass during anal sex

John likes tail basting his girlfriend Sarah.

by Tailbaster August 25, 2017

double baste

verb. When a male has intercourse with two different females in the same day, he double bastes or is double basting.

I can't believe how pissed Abby was when I told her I double basted Lindsay after that MILF in the elevator.

by aj_696969 November 21, 2017

Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009