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basedsplaining 

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.
Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid
basedsplaining by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021
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cheeks busted

A males butthole sexually taken by force.
You know when John was locked up he was getting his cheeks busted
cheeks busted by JJSLAP January 30, 2018

Based Department 

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.
- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?
Based Department by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

internet based new religious movement 

A religion, recent in origin, that has been created using the internet as its primary means of expression and communication.
The Jedi Knight religion and Matrixism are two prime examples of internet based new religious movements.
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.
bastert by 1234chris January 10, 2008

busted grill

A generally attractive girl, attractive by all means, except for the misshapen, and horribly placed teeth and accompanying face.
That girl looked good, except for her busted grill.
busted grill by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.
"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"