Blake Barton

A man who is amazing who is in hospital and we hope he gets better so he can be his cheeky self

We love you blake Barton

by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Gabby Barton

(Noun). Gabby Barton is a amazing, nice, popular, funny, and athletic person. She has many friends and everybody loves her because she is so outgoing. Gabby loves to go shopping and is always up to date in fashion. She is somebody like to focus on everybody else but herself and is a great friend to have.

You see that girl over there? Yes, that’s Gabby Barton!
Bro look at Gabby Barton’s shoes.

by 24586lilsunny February 25, 2019

Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others

Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van

by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

Barton

A man who likes to have big NUTS

Barton And The Big Nut

by Mooshi_ May 30, 2018

Barton

A term used for Governor Stirling Senior High School students who use it as a synonym for that idiot who steals phones

"Barton is coming here"

"Don't let Barton see us"

by An unusual side sitter April 12, 2022