bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.

We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.

by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020

Bargain gunt

When you watch so much daytime TV (including Bargain Hunt) that you develop a gunt - Bargain Gunt

God I’m gaining so much weight watching all this daytime tv, I’ve got a right bargain gunt

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts

1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"

by riskywhisky December 19, 2012

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Bargain Bitch

Someone who usually will live in the ghetto, who will do anything to get a bargain on an item that they want.

Guy 1: did you see Leshaniqua run over that old man with a shopping cart just so she could get a free refill on pepsi?
Guy 2: Dayumn. What a Bargain Bitch.

by #mexicanfood July 15, 2015

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019