barley fever

n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.

Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.

Song by The Stranglers, 1976.

by norfolkboy September 12, 2006

Bradley

A wonderful, funny, sweet, smart, but sometimes childish person. But he is still a great friend and boyfriend and he kisses amazingly! He will do anything for you and tries so hard to make you happy.

Girlfriend: Hi Bradley!

Bradley: Hi my love! How are you today? You look stunning as usual.

Girlfriend: Aw thank you sweetie!

Friends: Wow, that Bradley is such a stud!

by Loveyou23 March 10, 2013

Jacob Bradley

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.

Just a fun little tale about Jacob Bradley

by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010

bradley stroud

a small, unreliable, person who will give you nothing but a pain in the head and misery.

that "bradley stroud" was so lame.

by trash noob4357 May 24, 2019

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

Bradley

A nice kind man who is very tall. A guy who will always do the right thing even if it's not in favor of you. He is very fair but, he will sometimes lose his temper. He is a great man but, an even better dad.

Sister 1- If I hit my sister would you be mad?

Father- Yes.

Sister 1- Your such a Bradley, I love you.

by daddy_lover_13 January 25, 2014