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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of sick fucks that give Christianity a bad name. They go around picketing and protesting every fucking thing that's beliefs are not absolutely identical to theirs. They claim that everyone who tolerates homosexuality or anything they disagree with for that matter is going to hell. It's fucking shit. They have no sanity or compassion in them, and if anyone deserves to go to fucking hell, it's them. They're sorry fucking excuses for human beings.
The westboro baptist church apparently thinks that God hates fags, dykes, America, and anything else that is not 100% Christian. Someone needs to blow their fucking heads off. Ignorant cunts make me sick.
by xxXxx October 28, 2013
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baptist

Part of a Christian movement relating to protestant Christianity. Baptist emphasise Believers Baptism, ie accepting God as saviour and Lord and being dunked in a pool of water in front of hundreds of people. In the late 1990s, there were about 43 million Baptists worldwide with about 33 million in the United States.

Baptists often form working groups, ie Southern Baptist Alliance, to support each other. There is also a Baptist World Alliance which is chaired by Rev. David Coffey
He is part of the Baptist family
by David Bunce August 23, 2005
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WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips

A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.
The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.
by kissmyacccccccccccebabe March 17, 2011
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foot-washing baptist

A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
by Sly April 4, 2005
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baptist sex

Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.
Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day
by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018
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Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'
Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College
by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018
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Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
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