John the Baptist

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!
by Kamix March 08, 2005
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John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.
All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.
by Phmns52 February 08, 2014
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John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals
I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist
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John The Baptist

A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.
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Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!
by leschoristes354 February 25, 2010
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Liberty Baptist Church

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.
"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"
by simping for sidon June 07, 2019
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