balph

1. The act of spewing the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, and/or nose, usually in a series of uncontrollable spastic movements.
2. A last name commonly mispronounced and/or misspelled.

1. "Man, I just balphed all over my friend's car, and I have to pay for it to get cleaned."
2. "Hi, is Matthew Ralph there?"

by Mangekyou Sharingan Itachi April 4, 2005

BAMP

Acronym: Bitch, Ain't My Problem

Shortened version of a phrase used when ain't nobody got time for that. Best followed up with a sassy fingersnap.

"So, I might have accidentally slept with my ex again last night and my girlfriend found out. Can you go talk to her and smooth things over?"

"...BAMP" *exit stage left*

by rhichi August 2, 2015

Bamshott

Cumshot shootin out your dick like bullets.

Lemme bamshott in ur mouth?!
cumshot bamshot buss cum

by RamJay10 May 5, 2010

Bamshooka

To have a good time

We are gonna throw a huge Bamshooka tonight

by Jloxsmith March 26, 2008

bumphing

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.

Mom: What happened to your bed? Its been wet since this morning!
Son: Sorry mom, I was bumphing before I went to school, it helps my concentration.

by Michael Holer May 20, 2015

Bamshmaf

German nickname for cymbals.

“Did you bring your bamshmafs to play in ze marching band?”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

Bampung

Bandar plus Kampung

Used when talking with friends can't use it in writing because this word is actually not exist

A: Kau stay mana?
B: Bampung Teluk Mak Nik (Bandar Plus Kampung)

by mathsober October 11, 2019