bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.
by Jonnynyc March 30, 2017
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Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
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"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."
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Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind
by Cheerfear March 19, 2016
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Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
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someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.
brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”
by cwfortheboyz August 08, 2019
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