in the bacon

to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan.

"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"

"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."

"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"

by Kha March 19, 2008

baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

Bacon

English/UK Prison rhyming slang - "Bacon bonce" - Nonce

"That fellah's a right Bacon" (that gentleman is a bit of a pedo)

by Mark June 01, 2004

Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

by JayTD November 29, 2009

Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

by Nefarious! February 03, 2010

Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

by afishypuss November 23, 2009

bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004