backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021

Backup Magazine

An item from risk of rain 2 which grants the holder 1 extra charge (+1 per stack) of their secondary, or "M2" skill.

I used a backup magazine to stack my secondary ability.

by footstinky2 November 26, 2023

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

backup pickle

backup pickle (n.): A pickle for when your primary pickle fails.

Jeffrey's lunch at the deli was almost ruined when the customer before him ordered the last pickle, but fortunately Jeffrey had his backup pickle handy.

by nebyoolae November 8, 2024

backup crush

Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.

Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush

by anonymous December 7, 2024

Deadly Semen Backup

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

by wslngy January 9, 2015

TP Backup

Something that is used to wipe the ass when conventional toilet paper is not available. Most often, the need for TP Backup is when the person pooping misjudges the amout of toilet available at the time. Hand towels, magazine pages and discarded tissue are often useful TP Backup.

When the toilet paper ran out, I realized that there was still more poop to clean off my ass. I looked around the bathroom and saw a Cabbage Patch Doll, I had to use it as TP Backup , or else i'd be in big trouble later.

by SweetBill December 8, 2005