backseat cotton picker

This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.

African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."

by JettyMans May 13, 2017

gnarls barkley

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Backseat Barbequer

When somebody is grilling on the barbeque and somebody else is standing over their shoulder the entire time telling them everything that they are doing wrong and critizing their every move.

Oh my god man, I was grilling up some steaks the other night and my wife was being such a Backseat Barbequer the entire time. It sucked!

by Sunshine and Lollipops August 4, 2010

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014

two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.

"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Backlash

when a band or artist gets really popular, and everyone in the scene starts to hate them.

i used to like Killswitch Engage, but now that they're big. i think they suck.

by v1cious July 19, 2004