short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted

OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.

by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013

attending-level car

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money

med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009

Gamer Attention Deficit

A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)

Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!

by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

Attention seeker

Someone who likes to announce everything in their life on facebook to get people to feel sorry for them/react. Usually grossly exaggerated but can also be completely fictitious in order for people to respond as they don't have a life/friends.
The usual response if you ask them to stay out of your life is your a jealous bitch (and usually retards that can't spell) followed by some sort of tragic life story.
These kind of people like to constantly test their relationship/friendships to feel wanted.

Sane person: "can you please stop bitching about me and leave me alone?"
Attention seeker goes on facebook "OMG what a jelous bich! So bang out of order! Someone needs to sort her out..."
Sane person: wtf?

Attention seeker "I have just had it up the ass wid my sexy bf!"
Sane person "How classy dear"

Attention seeker "my bf wont lick my fanny! help"
Sane person: "Maybe you should sort your stinky hairy cunt out?"

by 69bellend69 August 21, 2009

center of attention deficit disorder

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006