Asscrackulously

Extreme intensifier, usually unpleasant.

Of or related to the asscrack.

It is asscrackulously hot up in this attic, why did we have to move these boxes at noon?

You left your laptop on the bus? How asscrackulously stupid.

Seeing that jerk fall down the stairs was one of the most asscrackuloulsy wonderful moments of my life.

by Pete Cyclone May 1, 2008

asscrackular

when some one has a ass so big that the crack of it goes up into the back thus making them look like they have more ass than they really have

her ghetto botty is so big its asscrackular

by thejim98662 May 30, 2009

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

Asscracken

Adj. an ass so big it devowers all that gets near it

My car was devowered by an asscracken.

by Sofire21420 April 28, 2017

Asscrack

Or butt crack

You're an asscrack

by Asscrack Master March 10, 2019