assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

assclown college

A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."

Kara: "I go to ACC."
Me: "You mean Assclown College?"
Kara: "You're crazy!"

by ijustwannakissyou November 10, 2008

Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

captain assclown

The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.

"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.

by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

by FCW December 16, 2008