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asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.
Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!
by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004
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assange

Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.
The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.
by realamurican December 2, 2010
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assbang

Oops i dropped the soap oooooooooohhhhh
by J_Rock January 19, 2004
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assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.
I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.
by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
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Assange

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.
"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."
by Ulupna February 5, 2012
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Assange

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.
The steak was well-assanged.
by Ulupna February 5, 2012
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Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta
Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.
by mshaler September 15, 2012
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