Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Under Armour

Adidas for Americans.

Under Armour have become really popular lately.

by Death Menace July 12, 2023

Elizabeth Armour

is just a girl.

Yes I like to dance. I'm Elizabeth Armour.

by ynbabyy February 10, 2025

scrap armour

when your in need of a condom but don’t actually have any so you grab the closest piece of non hard plastic and a rubber band to secure your laffy spaffy

bro i ran out of condoms yesterday and needed to use some scrap armour

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

Come to armory 1

Come to armory 1 means that you are inviting someone to come and have rough anal sex with you and atleast 5 other people, doesnt matter if you are a boy or a girl.
You cannot decline this offer unless there arent atleast 5-6 people doing it.

Hey Masha, can you come to armory 1?

by j6ske January 22, 2024

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."

Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)

by AndrejLore December 12, 2024