Mars area School District

Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.

😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today

by IdkBored August 14, 2019

Area 51 raid

When all the suicidal millennials and weebs raid Area 51 on September 20th of 2019 in order to free all the Aliens and crazy wack shit the government is hiding from our asses

Me: did the Area 51 raid work? Did we get in?

Time traveler: yeah, how do you think I go this time-traveling device?

by Dumbassmillennial69420 July 14, 2019

Talbe Area

An area in a factory where you consume children between the ages of 0 and 9.

The stupid factory workers agreed to have a talbe area instead of a table area. Pranked

by Management of Textile Industry October 12, 2016

Bae Area

A person that comes from California's Bay Area and is perfect bae material

You heard about Sally? Damn she's a bae area girl

by SageyIsGreener November 14, 2018

bay area private school guys

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.

girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

by pppoopoo696969pppoopoo June 8, 2020

Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School

A high school serving the Georges-German townships in Fayette County, Pennsylvania. One of the worst places in the known universe. Populated by crackheads, criminals, thugs, bad management, drug dealers, inefficient staff members, and upper management that only cares about money, this school is a 4 year prison sentence for anyone who goes there. The bathrooms are never cleaned, drug deals are talked about, and done in the open, 99% of the school is addicted to weed at the very least. The staff would rather tell parents how much they care about keeping students educated and safe, and then turn around and line their own pockets with those lies. Recently had many cutbacks, probably due to the expensive renovation of their football field that was in no need of renovation whatsoever. There are good teachers, but they are usually setback by upper management, and the bad ones don't actually teach anything useful. A meme related to this school, "Bottom 10 percent", is related to staff that would rather chide students then fix the actual problems with the place.

Dude 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Dude 2: "I'm going to the Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School next year."
Dude 1: "Run away now as fast as you can."

by FayettenamSurvivor October 24, 2019

Area 51 raid

A failure of both a meme and a raid as only 150 showed up, one was arrested for public urination near the gate and a woman was detained. The rest of the day, nothing special happened

The local county of Rachel was scared for 2.1 million people during the Area 51 Raid but were relieved with only 150 alien enthusiasts

by MasterCobra September 21, 2019