Apparatus

A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)

Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!

by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

Apple Skitz

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)

Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope

by tuxy October 17, 2010

apple

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

by Armand Banana January 12, 2006

Apple Patch

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.

Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!

by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015

Apple Picker

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

Apple Fanboy

People that are addicted to spending their money on Apple products.

Im not going to use Android. Im an apple fanboy.

by MrDogeReptilian December 15, 2015

AppleBuddy

(noun) 1. one person out of a group of people who work at applebees resturant.
2. The common name for multiple groups of small cliques formed within an Applebees resturant. Applies to current & former Applebee employees. Not all workers are neccessarily 'applebuddies'... it can refer to just the 'cool' posses formed within its roster.
3. a nation-wide gang of applebee employees connected thru a huge network of the applebee franchise. This concept of the applebuddies is they are all ONE gang only holding down different resturants, yet still follow the same or similiar guidelines & protect eachother from harm. (& causing trouble with Chilles employees)
4. An intramural co-ed flag football team for oklahoma state university, named for applebees employees & consisting of some. (still pending for 1st game)

I want to be an applebuddy but i am mentally challengedso they wont hire me. ----- David Buckland is a very famous applebuddy

by Mrs. Sexy October 25, 2006