Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 31, 2006

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010

Go Apache

To go commando, to parade oneself without inner or outer garments
To run around waving your bits.

Commando hides, Apache does not: Go Apache!!!

by tapenoiseloophead June 29, 2011

Fort Apache

Often referred to as "The Fort", it is the Meadow Glen Addition outside of Pawhuska, OK. It consists of one block out in the middle of the country where basketball is more important than sleeping, and ramen noodles are the most common source of food. Home to many Osage families and other Natives that let their rugged kids roam outside all day long playing ball or getting into trouble. It is mostly known for: domestic disturbances, consumption of commodities, teenage pregnancies, real people, and young athletes.

"Aren't you from Pawhuska?"
"Naw, I'm from Fort Apache"

I'm chillin out at The Fort watchin the game.

by Tru Talk April 15, 2009

penis apache

A female or gay male who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or bars. They let the target have sex with them and after he has fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his penis and testicles. They then run away never to be seen again, penis apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.

"Wow nigglet, dont take that chickenhead back to yo hood, i heard she was a penis apache."

by Jacobo May 13, 2005

brown apache

When a trick is bent over touching her toes and a man is pounding it, the man rotates 180 degrees so as to insert is dick in the trick's pussy and his balls in her asshole.

Last night I told my girl that the brown apache was coming in for a landing.

by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007