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Anke

1. (adj) thorough and to the point, no messing around, devoid of fuzzy bits and fluff

2. (verb) to understand something instantly especially its glaring weaknesses and contradictions
1."His explanation was anke. They wondered how they could have not seen it before."

2."She came in, had one look around and anke'd the situation."
by SarahLouisa February 6, 2010
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The guy who asked

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge
friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him
by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022
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antediluvian

Pertaining to the period of time before the catastrophic eruption of Thea, about 1600-1500 BCE, the resultant tsunamis of which are believed to have caused the downfall of the Minoan civilization. This event is thought by many to be the basis of Plato's story of Atlantis. The word literally means "before the flood." From the Latin ante (before) + diluvium (flood).
In antediluvian times it was Minoan culture that dominated the islands of the Aegean.
by maximo hudson December 8, 2010
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ankee

A gender specific word:
Male: an ankee male is a man whom is obsessed with extremely bit(hy women. Sexually and otherwise.
Female: an ankee woman is a woman whom is extremely bit(chy, much more so than a standard bit(h

The word can be heard in many Canadian universities and high schools.
male: Stop being an ankee male, margaret thatcher will never sleep with you.

female: whoa don't be such an ankee, all I did was say you had a nice butt.
by Stanislaw_the_Pious February 27, 2009
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Anker

The best guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, caring, smart, awesome and he has the best personality! He's sensitive, but good with the ladies. He's good at computers, but terrible at singing! He's fun, and the life of the party. He's the best brother, and a real viking!
Erik: What's that screeching noise?
EM: Oh that's Anker singing.
Erik: Oh no not again!
EM: Yeah but at least he's got a good sense of style
by dumblydorr December 3, 2018
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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

Like for part 2!
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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