1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.
2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.
3. A sly sexual move.
2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.
3. A sly sexual move.
1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!
2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.
3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.
3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
by A Shit Being December 28, 2010
Get the Ass Ambush mug.1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
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An Ambuser is a perpetrator of female-on-male domestic abuse.
by bonybird May 12, 2022
Get the Ambuser mug.the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.
Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
by team mastadon January 10, 2005
Get the snake ambush mug.A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! February 19, 2009
Get the Unicorn Ambush mug.A hybrid word conjoining the words amaze and disgust. Used to describe something that elicits both the feelings of amazement and disgust, simultaneously.
1.
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
by Lady Em April 25, 2014
Get the Amust mug.Aqduss is beautiful and talented, who ever has her will be the most happiest person in the world, helps others and makes people laugh. Always there for anyone and cares about all. Aqduss is very very VERY vain and that makes her unique from other people.
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