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Airplane Driver

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A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.
"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.
by zakyu December 26, 2019
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United Airlines

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That guy went completely United Airlines on me!
by Kyrillmmm August 3, 2017
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fly Ozark Airlines

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If anything I have said offends you, go fly Ozark Airlines. - Don Rickles @ the Orleans Showroom on 6/5/2010.
by Uncle LC June 6, 2010
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american airlines

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In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a slang term for getting dealt a pair of aces, the best possible starting hand in the game. Also known as pocket rockets.
We were playing a game of hold 'em last night, and I got dealt American Airlines! Then, an ace of hearts came out on the flop and i won the whole pot!
by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004
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Malaysian airlines

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Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your target practice for Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
Did you hear about the latest Malaysian Airlines flight gone wrong?
by American Guy21 July 20, 2014
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Airplane!

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Hilarious 1980 movie. After the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to Chicago from Los Angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man Ted Stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the Vietnam War.

The movie is known for it's very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says "Okay boys, lets get some pictures". They then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).
I got annoyed when my friend kept uttering the "don't call me Shirley" joke from Airplane!
by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011
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airplane boner

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An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
by MisterMack February 20, 2018
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