Skip to main content

Ain't worth a fuck

Useless, completely worthless. Can apply to either a person or an object.
Kevin, you ain't worth a fuck!

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing 

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes
Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Ain't nobody got time for dat! 

The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"

ain't like talkin bout 

Something that is OK, but only mediocre hypothetically compared to something else. If it was like talkin bout then you'd be talkin bout it.
That food was alright, but it ain't like talkin bout. (The food could have been better, but no complaints)

Your car is fast, but it ain't like talkin bout.

Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It 

Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
Coleman, whilst attempting to lift 800 pounds with his legs:
Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

ain't got shit 

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.
D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.