Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.

You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!

by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005

afflaise

(A-flay-zee) A sudden whirlwind of popularity or intrigue based on little substance or rumor, quickly dying out or suddenly becoming extinguished. Usually pertaining only to internet influenced media.

That guy was really popular on Facebook last month but that died down after people met him in person; it was just an afflaise.

by Cori J. November 13, 2006

afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.

She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.

by bubob November 27, 2011

The Ben Affleck

When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

by Phillip Wilcher February 29, 2008

Affleck

Being most whipped, possibly in all the land

Once I saw that dude bring his bitch to ball with his boys, it was then that I knew he's Afflecked for life, jigger

by --Kev April 21, 2004

afflatuate

to arouse interest through the use of methane gases.

He was insistent that her desire for him was afflatuated since his output was pungent and frequent.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

Affliction

A boston street slang. 1980's popculture moulded this years latest craze in uptown boston.

You Sir, speak with a certain degree of Affliction.

"Dats right, honkey"

by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005