Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021

Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

absolute g

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Absolute cunt rocket

Disabled dan

You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan

by Skinupp December 31, 2019