Skip to main content

re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 6, 2011
mugGet the re-assed mug.

Nasally Abused

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.
Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.
by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015
mugGet the Nasally Abused mug.
Related Words
absed absedy assed assed out Absent arsed abseiling assed-up abeda abedabed1144

Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
mugGet the Slappy-assed mug.

arsed

I really can't be aresed to do anything at work today!
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
mugGet the arsed mug.

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.
Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.
by Mercifull May 13, 2005
mugGet the rat assed mug.

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.
i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.
by scuppers July 8, 2020
mugGet the gamer absence mug.

absense

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
In Ray's absense, I will present the information.
by office_instigator September 24, 2016
mugGet the absense mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email