ABS

ABS is short for awkward body shape. For example, this could be someone with an abnormally large upper body, and tiny skinny legs. Or someone with big legs and a tiny torso. There are many different kinds of awkward body shapes.

I thought that girl was hot when I saw her sitting down, but then she stood up and she has a serious case of ABS.

by lefou May 09, 2009

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After Breakup Sex

making love with an ex-girlfriend.

dude 1: i asked my ex-girl frind to have a hot ABS tonight.
dude 2: yeah man! every ex-girl friend IS a girl friend!

by choobin June 19, 2008

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Angry Butt Sex, often used in question form as to confuse the questionee:

Dood 1: Hey Dood 2, do you have ABS?
Dood 2: Yes, I do.
Dood 1: Eww, you have angry butt sex?!!?

by vinman1810 January 18, 2007

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Acronym for Anal Boner Spin. Which is exactly what it sounds like. When two people partake in intercourse (but mostly gays), the more dominant one spins the weaker one on his boner, hence, anal boner spin.

Dude, Frank totally had vertigo after a serious ABS-ing from John.

That's sick!

by qrczoy April 14, 2008

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abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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