Shawn Abel

We don't spat. You see, if you are a Shawn Abel, you don't take nothing from nobody, and you really like gettin rowdy. Most teachers are considered Shawn Abels.

Derived from the Latin word LaShawndra Abelbody

My math teacher is such a goddamn Shawn Abel

by Wungus Bill September 20, 2018

abel molina

Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.

abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)

by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008

Abel Binoj

Abel Binoj is a loving caring person. He is a good christian child who can have great fun with his friends. He is perfect in every way and if someone gets mad at him you will be suprised how mad you would be. He is nice and loves you so you should love him back

OMG Abel Binoj is my favourite person on earth

by Moses Sillah August 22, 2019

abel caballero

Slang spanish form to say "puto amo"/ badass boy

Jesus christ hes abel caballero.

by Nopor October 10, 2018

Abel tesfaye

Abel tesfaye has one soulmate and one soulmate only, name you might ask amanda.

Amanda and Abel tesfaye are soulmates

by abelslongshlong August 16, 2021

cain and abel

furious, blood soaked mosh machine; dan, chris, mike, mike, mike. derivative of white plains hardcore innovators shoe gang. travels with the unsavory and handsome "Kill Team" entourage.

Cain and Abel bring the motherfuckin hardcore.

by CainxAbel October 21, 2005

Abel Prize laureate

A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.

"You dont have to be an Abel Prize laureate to understand this!"

by ScrunchyAlpaca December 14, 2018