1. Noun. Probably the lamest dude to ever not do anything in the greater Atlanta area. Often seen doing nothing. With nobody.
2. Noun. A slanderous term referring to disorganized bearded men on the street selling kumquats to children.
2. Noun. A slanderous term referring to disorganized bearded men on the street selling kumquats to children.
1. God, what's his deal? He just sits around like Chase Abell all day.
2. Honey, hide the kids. We are already late for church, and I don't want any of these Chase Abells jackin' around with our kids and wasting our time. riffraffhoodlum
2. Honey, hide the kids. We are already late for church, and I don't want any of these Chase Abells jackin' around with our kids and wasting our time. riffraffhoodlum
by Anne S. Burns May 13, 2015
Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.
abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008
Jesus christ hes abel caballero.
by Nopor October 10, 2018
Abel Binoj is a loving caring person. He is a good christian child who can have great fun with his friends. He is perfect in every way and if someone gets mad at him you will be suprised how mad you would be. He is nice and loves you so you should love him back
by Moses Sillah August 22, 2019
by abelslongshlong August 17, 2021
furious, blood soaked mosh machine; dan, chris, mike, mike, mike. derivative of white plains hardcore innovators shoe gang. travels with the unsavory and handsome "Kill Team" entourage.
by CainxAbel October 21, 2005
A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.
by ScrunchyAlpaca December 14, 2018