Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Misty rain

Misty rain- a type of man that is slightly pathetic but would still, as a female, get you wet.

'Tony is so misty rain. He is so pathetic but damn it, he makes me wet'

by SmallGems December 21, 2016

Misty Fista

A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

by Terry AKA KingD February 5, 2008

Misty Tunnel

The act of farting with a talcum powdered bum whilst on a webcam. Usually used when a girl asks for a "tits for cock" basis on webcams.

"That girl wanted to see my cock on cam!", "Did you show her?", "Hell no! she got a misty tunnel instead."

by MistyMan January 1, 2010

Misty Legend

Someone who is very mysterious and is barely goes anywhere but is always around.

Guy1:Dude who is that
Guy2:yea he is a misty legend

by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 23, 2020

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017

misty freckles

When a person gets a wet fart in the face.

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles

by Jboi92 May 18, 2016