National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

And O.J. was a football player!

An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.

Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens?

Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain!

Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter!

Pete: And O.J. was a football player!

by thegreatrock June 24, 2011

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

Making a fool

A tryhard that will do anything to impress a girl(s)

Damn that guy is making a fool of himself.

by Purewaterdrinking January 31, 2019

A fool

If something is foolish or is definitely not right or not okay.

Ooouuuu chile, her makeup is a fool!

by Suh Phi April 27, 2019

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011