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Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
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Desmond the moon bear

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear
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Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out
by geamgm July 22, 2025
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desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses
guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby
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Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.
Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?
by MarioManz February 19, 2020
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Desmond if a mussy yellowed teeth black Haitian who always thinks he’s right but really needs to shut the fuck up and sometimes he acts gay round just for attention but truly and really he poor
Desmond Is really black and a bitch
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018
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