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Preston

preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.
omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah
by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022
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Preston

My boyfriend since January 18, 2021. If you’re seeing this I love you and, by the time you see this I hope we’re still together and you still love me. I truly hope we figured the bad things out and we did a lot of stuff together. I just want to make you happy.
Laura: I love you Preston.
by Lautyue November 24, 2021
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Preston

Preston is very arrogant fake and mean and is very dirty minded
Don’t be friends with Preston
by CookieXlover March 13, 2022
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I could talk about this guy all day...his smile brightens up a room, he is super funny and always puts his family first. He doesn’t have friends he has family, he will make you want him with one look...his touch will make you wanting him even more.his kiss will be the best thing you ever have..but having him is even better..if you find him don’t let him go if he pushes you away you pull him back and tell him that he can’t go that you live him so much, cause if you don’t he will leave and he might not come back
Preston you make my heart ache and I love you
by Monica💕 October 4, 2020
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Preston

He is really in to the definition of phasing and cant guess it.
Preston can Phase
by LolItsMe3 December 16, 2021
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The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.
Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck
by helloaeneid December 5, 2021
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When you meet a preston your world just stops… you don’t know how to react because the vibes they give you are just amazing and make you fall in love… They are sweet, kind, generous, loyal, and compassionate. They make the best of friends and best of a person.
Omg preston is so amazing have you to go talk to him
by My guy is amazing 101 October 28, 2021
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