lil lids

lil lids are eye lids that dont cover the entire eye when shut

when don nigga is sleepin you can still see some of his eye when his eye lids are closed cause he has lil lids

by Spring nigga January 2, 2009

shit lid

A bad haircut, usually male.

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb

by Gonzakh March 1, 2012

lid skid

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts

Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.

by NCKnobster April 17, 2011

Bin Lids

Bin lids is cockney rhyming slang for kids.

Mother: 'Oh no, I forgot to pick my bin lids up from school again!'

by ElRach July 15, 2009

Lid surgeon

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

by tidy_lid January 26, 2018

lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019