Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.
Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
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Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session
by Sangas December 6, 2022
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Bag of Dicks

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."
by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016
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Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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Bag of Dicks

A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.
I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.
by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022
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bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.
brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”
by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019
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