gorilla in the mist

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.

I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.

by Mcgirt June 23, 2008

Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.

“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy”

by Internetsavior September 24, 2019

Montgoris Mist

The rain-like mist that emanates from the cooling towers located on the rooftop of the St.John's University "Montgoris" Dining Hall. The contents of the mist are unknown.

I must use my umbrella to protect me from the Montgoris Mist.

by Mitch Silverstein March 08, 2010

anal mist

1. the small vapor cloud accompanying a hot, chemical-carbon fart. 2. The END-result of eating jalepenos, corn, peanuts, chocolate, Texas Red chili, and ice cream (all at once); topped off by hot coffee.

I stained my tidy-whities with a blast of anal mist.

by Jack May-hoffer November 12, 2004

whiff the mist

Is to catch the scent of a womens snatch who`s intent is to arouse the prey she is stalking.

Calf`s circled our lunch table twice purposely to gain our attraction with her moist sex juices and we were able to whiff the mist.

by kevinandkenny May 19, 2011

swigging mist

Vaping

I walked into the bathroom and saw this dude swigging mist.

by Nyelator August 29, 2022

Foggy mist

When a man tucks his PP between his legs and farts at the same time.

(Foggy mist) when you're at a party with a bunch of friends in the weird chick ask Who's down the foggy Mist me.

by Hunkchunky91 May 12, 2020