A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!
Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
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Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
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A useless country which the natives (Maoris) believed they "fished up". Well known to get down and dirty with its sheep population.
New Zealand History (Maori POV): Aw bro, did ya know that we fished up da North Island? It was sweet as cuz...
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by Sir Ryan December 4, 2006
Get the Zelda mug.(1) Abbreviated form of The Legend of Zelda games made by Nintendo.
(2) Princess Zelda, character in The Legend of Zelda. She is the daughter of the ruling family of Hyrule, and also helps to protect her part of the Triforce, Wisdom.
(2) Princess Zelda, character in The Legend of Zelda. She is the daughter of the ruling family of Hyrule, and also helps to protect her part of the Triforce, Wisdom.
(1) The new Zelda is more realistic than the Wind Waker
(2) Princess Zelda has pointy ears and doesn't smile often.
(2) Princess Zelda has pointy ears and doesn't smile often.
by Zelda Player August 17, 2004
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The Legend of Zelda games, in order of release.
1. The Legend of Zelda. 1987 (NES)
2. The Adventure of Link. 1988 (NES)
3. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. 1992 (SNES)
4. The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening. 1993 (Game Boy)
5. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. 1998 (N64)
6. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. 2000 (N64)
7. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons. 2001 (GBC)
8. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past/Four Swords. 2002
(GBA)
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. 2003 (Gamecube)
10.The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. 2004 (GBA)
11.The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. 2006 (Wii, GCB)
And coming soon is, The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass for the DS.
The Legend of Zelda games, in order of release.
1. The Legend of Zelda. 1987 (NES)
2. The Adventure of Link. 1988 (NES)
3. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. 1992 (SNES)
4. The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening. 1993 (Game Boy)
5. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. 1998 (N64)
6. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. 2000 (N64)
7. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons. 2001 (GBC)
8. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past/Four Swords. 2002
(GBA)
9. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. 2003 (Gamecube)
10.The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. 2004 (GBA)
11.The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. 2006 (Wii, GCB)
And coming soon is, The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass for the DS.
The Legend of Zelda is awesome.
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