Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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you've lost your mind

"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately

With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.

by kimuyukix March 31, 2022

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mind your juice

Mind your buisness

Alternatives being mind ya grapes

Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice

by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021

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Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

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A manifestation of your own mind

Did you get it!? No?

Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

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